Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Years of treasured recollections dating all the way back to your childhood will be lost forever when a four-story fall exposes your photographic memory to daylight.


walter said...

Pisces February 19 - March 20
A loud, inconsiderate group of pickup trucks will roll in 15 minutes late and ruin yet another drive-in movie for you this weekend.

Damn, that is a lame one.

walter said...

Do you listen the Onion Radio News?

> Mer. said...

no, should i?

walter said...

I find the clips on their website to be an amusing diversion.